Trampling All Over You After Jogging

Youll stay in the hot car on this sunny day - while Im going for a run! But of course, I didnt bring you along without a reason - Im going to have some fun with you after my run. Come on, lay down in the dirt so I can trample you! Youll get to feel the hard rubber sole of my jogging shoes on your body and face! Theyre pretty dirty after running in the woods anyway - so I can clean them on you. Ill stomp out the dirt on your face and rub them all over you. I bet you enjoy the view as I do some stretches while standing on you, dont you?! But it hurts when I stand on your face? Oh, its going to hurt a lot more when I jump on it! And when Im done with you, youll stay right where you are - hopefully I will not drive over you, when I take off? Or will I? :-D.